I’ve exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
With my time at a premium right now, I just wanted to share a laugh, or two. Hope your day is full of smiles and fun. And if your a mom buried in diapers (especially) don’t take yourself too seriously, it all happens way too fast.
In honor of Erma Bombeck February 21, 1927 to April 22, 1996